Unless I'm really pissed at him, and there's nothing funny about that.
|This picture has nothing to do with this post. It was taken at Tatie's pre-k|
graduation this past June. But it's nice to put a face with a name, right?
So tonight we went to a neighboring town to see an acclaimed Living Nativity. When I say acclaimed, I mean I heard maybe 2 people say it was awesome, and I saw a bunch of signs for it. I then drew the conclusion that it must be amazing - and it was free - so I had my hopes on this being a memory for the books.
It ran from 5-8. We wanted to take the girls to Pizza Hut afterwards (read above - memory for the books remember?) and wanted them in bed early, since they stayed up late last night, sleeping over my in-laws.
Yes, that was awesome. But I can't get off topic.
So we show up shortly after 5, so we could have the rest of our evening as we planned. Our first indication that we were in over our heads should have been the 10 men with glowsticks directing where to park - and the huge lot was already filled. Hmm, I mused, I thought this just started at 5? Did everyone get here early?
So we get out of the car, and Taylor's already complaining about the line. We're not even IN the line yet.
Fast forward a LONG wait outside in line, to get inside the church to wait in another line, to get a letter (that's how we would know our group was ready to be called - we were letter P and I will probably remember that for the rest of my life) , to sit in the sanctuary (which was nice actually - music, a little skit, and no less than 50 children screaming NoNoNoNoNo....but we couldn't be upset with them, it's just not socially acceptable to be an adult and scream), to wait in ANOTHER line...
We finally get outside to see the nativity scenes. 2 1/2 hours have passed, along with our sense of humor. We left before the scenes were done, we couldn't feel our toes any longer, and Kevin actually was feeling ill.
"She'll see it later, Clark, her eyes are frozen." Name that movie.
So anyway, that's the backstory for the note Kevin just wrote me, that I had to share. Because see, I couldn't just write a "Top Ten Things Better than the Living Nativity" without a backstory. You'd wonder if we'd lost our religion.
Here it is - Kevin's Top Ten Things Better than the Living Nativity.
10. Listening to Oprah radio
9. Watching the Mets win the World Series
8. Getting kicked in the crotch
7. Watching highlights of all of the Duggar's births
6. Getting my cavity filled without novocaine
5. Wearing a rat fur around a hungry boa
4. Watching 2011 Eagles season
3. Handtied in a room with Sandusky and Fine
2. Getting locked in a closet with Wolverine
Don't let that deter you from stopping by...they put so much work into it, and it really was well done. Just get there at 10am to get a crack at it before half of the tri-state areas joins in.