Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Why I hope they don't have a nanny-cam
So 2 days a week I babysit for a just-turned-2 year old and thank God, but he hasn't gotten the memo that he can now be in his "terrible twos," and he is an angel. I love him so much!! He is cuddly, and funny, and so easy on the eyes with his chubby belly and sweet feet that he crosses when he sits. I am way too attached.
Anyway, I am good friends with this family I sit for, but you never know if they have some kind of nanny cam rigged in every room. They're high tech people, and I totally get it if they did - that's their baby. If they do, most of the time they will find me taking care of their boy - and couponing while he naps.
Most of the time I don't think about such a camera, but once in awhile I do when I, you know, go to the bathroom with the door wide open bc I don't want him to do something on my watch - like put a marble up his nose or a Thomas train down his throat. And today...today I thought about the camera.
So we were downstairs where the playroom is, and I had brought down a cup of water for myself. I sat on the floor, and put the cup behind a ride-in car that they have down there. I actually thought, "Self, you are being dumb bringing that water down here. It's going to spill." And sure enough, somehow the car got bumped and water spilled and soaked my bum. I quickly stood up trying to figure out exactly how soaked I was - very. Ok, we only had about 45 minutes until we left, and after dropping him off to Mommy, I had to run to the store for milk and such. Now, for some reason since becoming a mom and basically losing all sense of style and dignity, I never mind anymore going to the store in my sweats. I don't mind going most anywhere in my sweats, except maybe to church on Sunday. But I did mind looking like I pissed myself. I grabbed a towel from their bathroom and blotted up all the water, and went to the laundry room to see if I could dry my pants. Since my little guy doesn't talk much and say at an inopportune time something like, "Miss B was walking around our house with no pants on", I felt ok taking my pants off to throw in their dryer for 10 minutes. I didn't feel great, I felt just ok. Unders too. I yanked my t-shirt as far down as I could while I waited for a few minutes and then I smartened up and realized I could just hold the towel around my waist. (I'm not too quick). Every few minutes I'd check to see if they were done. At one point, bending over to reach in the dryer to check, I dropped the towel.
This is the precise moment when I was hoping they don't have a nanny-cam. Full moon. Not to mention the fact that these are skinny people, and they have normal sized towels, not the "bath sheet" kind I favor, which would have fully covered me while I waited for the pants to dry. Instead, this normal towel gives you more than a peek at what's going on under there.
If they can't look me in the eye without either laughing or crying, I will know I have been cammed.